Would you believe this is actually word for word, spelling and all, out
of the manual for my motherboard. Gotta love it. If you get bored in
the middle, trust me. Keep reading.
Section 0: Important Safety Introduction
- Read these instructions before use this board, and save for later use.
- The board is a sensitive electronic component, which can easily be
damaged by static electricity. Users must keep it away from metal
surface when installing the CPU onto the motherboard.
- Before installing the CPU, the motherboard must be placed on a flat
surface to avoid being broken by pressure of inserting the CPU.
- When installing the CPU, please ensure that PIN 1 of the CPU is
placed at the same corner as the PIN 1 of the socket. otherwise may be
damage the CPU.
- Do not use this products near water, if liquid has been spilled into
the board or has been exposed to water may causing the board can not work
properly.
- Place in an safty and stable cart or table, if the board has been
dropped may causing serious damage.
- Please check the power connector of power supply are connected the
board correctly before send power to the board.
- Turn off the power before any hardware jumper or add-on card change.
And, my personal favorite:
- Do not leave or fall any metal/conductive item (like screw .....) on
the board, otherwise the board will on vacation permanently when power on.
And on the back it says...
Printed in U.S.A.
More funny stuff!